Dave At Breakfast!
Dave the undisputed heavy weight of Breakfast Radio...
Wake up to Dave @ Breakfast from 6.30am. Join Dave in his quest to rid the area of dull radio. Listen to Dave as he airs his own unique view about the ups and downs of being Dave.
Not content with just keeping you amused and awake in the morning Dave goes that extra mile and far beyond the call of duty.... whether its growing a beard, going to the Gym, Riding a ridiculously small bike or the gruelling task of copping a quick look at Jodie Marsh's baps! (its a tough job fellas) Dave is the man!
...And feel sorry for Jade as she has to put up with his bad moods in the mornings and make his tea
Stupid games and general messing about every morning when you wake up!!
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THE BREAKFAST BLOG....IS BACK!
Thurs 3rd July
Hello bloggers (if thats what your called) or maybe it should be hello fellow geeks???
An obvious fact this morning. Women hate mens feet! I agree feet are big flappy gammon like and sick! To any women reading this, us men hate your feet as well. At least our toes are supposed to be hairy. By the way I have 7 hairs on my right toe and 11 and the left.
Just asked Niall if I could take a pic of his feet to prove that feet are gross, so here is Nialls feet......
Also we have a load of XXL Fire T-shirts so we offered them up on the text. With 40 takers I'm now going to be busy for the rest of the day posting them out. Sometimes I wish I could keep my mouth shut!
So if your a biggie or want them as a night dress let me know. Here I am below modelling them as a night dress.
Weds 2nd July
There is this age old arguement every year that exams are getting easier!
So we put this to the test. We recreated the 11+ exam that old people (your parents) sat. Nicky from Winton failed hers years ago and had to go to Thick school, instead of the clever one.
It was her Vs Bow-Yeah and Bow won. Proving that exams are not easier and also that Nicky is still stupid.
So far there isn't a pic for the blog today. Wait a bit....................................................................... ..........................................................................
Lets keep everyone happy with a couple of pics:
Tues 1st July
I'm back!!!
Went home for a week to chill out. The much needed break! Was a bit scary towards the end of the week as the other half came up to visit. Luckily everyone got on, mum liked her, she liked mum and most important big Sister gave a thumbs up!!
Highlights of the week include a visit to Kessingland Wildlife Park which included watching Chimps havin it off or grooming each other as we told my nephews and also meeting the Beach Bunny.
I used to work on a radio station back home called The Beach 103.4FM. When I first started doing this job the presenters had to take it in turns to dress up as the Beach bunny. Mostly it was me cos I was the tea boy and only had one show on a Saturday night when I was called Ultimate Dave. Thanks Simon Tims!
Anyway here is me and the bunny. Whoever that is in the outfit, don't worry radio life can only get better.
Weds 18th June
Just ahead of Wimbledon I am ahead in a tennis challenge between me and the other half. I won the first set by 7 games to 5 and ahead in the second by 5 games to 4 I think??
Its slighty bad that the scores are very close although you do have to take into account that nearly qualified for Wimbledon and she has a UK Champion and once played Cliff Richard on Centre court. Evidence for that will be online tomorrow when she sends me the pic to prove it!
Went for a wee after the show this morning and noticed 4 grey hairs. This is not good. Im getting worried, but the more I worry the more they go grey. I can't win!
So here is how I might look soon.....................
Lucky I bagged myself I lovely lady or in a few years I'd have no chance!
Fri 13th June
Just been listening to some power ballads in the office my fave being Starship and here are the words if you ever want to singalong:
Looking in your eyes I see a paradise
This world that Ive found
Is too good to be true
Standing here beside you
Want so much to give you
This love in my heart that Im feeling for you
Let em say were crazy, I dont care about that
Put your hand in my hand baby
Dont ever look back
Let the world around us just fall apart
Baby we can make it if were heart to heart
Chorus:
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothings gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
Well still have each other
Nothings gonna stop us, nothings gonna stop us now
Im so glad I found you
Im not gonna lose you
Whatever it takes I will stay here with you
Take it to the good times
See it through the bad times
Whatever it takes is what Im gonna do
Let em say were crazy, what do they know
Put your arms around me baby
Dont ever let go
Let the world around us just fall apart
Baby we can make it if were heart to heart
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothings gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
Well still have each other
Nothings gonna stop us, nothings gonna stop us
Ooh, all that I need is you
All that I ever need
And all that I want to do
Is hold you forever, ever and ever, hey
(guitar solo)
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothings gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
Well still have each other
Nothings gonna stop us
Nothings gonna stop us, whoa
Nothings gonna stop us now, oh no
Hey baby, I know, hey baby, nothings gonna stop us
Hey baby, woo, nothing, hey baby
Nothings gonna stop us now yeah
There u go have fun with that one!
Off to record the Sunday Best of show in a bit. Unlike most radio stations and shows I admit that I record that show. Lets face it I work and have to get up at 5am and so to work another day would finish me off.
Right off now to sort out my relationship
Dave
Thurs 12th June
Worked out this morning that hairdressers and Mum's would make great spys! This after some spy left important documents about Iraq on a train. Mum's would never do that and if they did they would remember where they left them.
As for hairdressers we could send them in and get them to extract out info whilst cutting hair..... " Day off Work", "Going on holiday this year", "Where are those nuclear bombs"? Think that would work!
Also came up with a great name for a Heavy Metal group as its the Download Festival this week. Mine wo/Users/bethmcdermott/Desktop/TextAlert.mp3ulk be called "Death By Chocolate". Rock on!
If you want me as your text alert instead of the Biddy then download it here: CLICK HERE Back Tomorrow
Thurs 5th June
Hi guys here is a blog It went down so well this morning with over 100 of you wanting the Biddy as your text alert so here you go then. If you want to have the biddy saying "Hello my love its me Betty" as your text alert then click below and do whatever you have to do to get it on your mobile!
And watch out for her as she is fast being a big star. In case you don't know what she looks like then here is the Biddy............
Looking tanned after her week away in Benidorm with Niall Mahoney. Although he swears that nothing happened during their week together.
Back tomorrow
Dave
Tues 27th May
You may have heard us mention this on the show, or maybe not?? This Sunday me and Jade are sorting out a rounders game. Here is all the info that you need to know....................
This Sunday 1st June at Merrick Park @ 2pm
Bring yourselves and as many people you like, or don't like!
Some food might be nice and a few drinks maybe??
Also Jade keeps going on about bringing a rug to have the picnic on, I think one of those tartan rugs should cover it!
Still lovin the Nelly and Fergie song "Party People" and to honour it we have made a Party People Hat which we wear when we play it. Here is Jade modelling the Party People Hat....... 
Back Tomorrow
Thurs 22nd May
Yesterday as I mentioned I had a bad accident at work. So bad that we have turned it into an advert in the style of National Accident helpline ad!
Watch the video reconstruction here!
On the show this morning I made Bowyeah sing along to the rap section on Fives: Everybody Get Up! She was caught singing to it in the office when I played it during 4Play. Have listen to her below.......
Enjoy the ad and singing
Weds 21st May
Just had an accident at work. I feel a blame coming on! Here's what happened (read this to yourself with the National Accident advert in mind)
I was playing football in the office with a space hopper! When the space hopper hit a light and knocked the guard off. I stood on a chair trying to fix it, Claire opening the studio door and knocked me off!
I recieved £5 million pounds in compensation and Fire Radio no longer play football with the space hopper in the office.
Actually I did cut my hand and it bled a little!
Here is the proof...............................
Tues 20th May
What superpower would you have if you could. It has to be flying. End of! Ok lets work it out, Batman is rubbish and can't fly. Infact anyone could be him, all you need is money. He has a fancy belt and a nice car with gadgets. He's a bit like James Bond but with a fetish for tight rubber. Spiderman is just a wimp. Superman rules, he can fly, is dead hard and has X-ray vision.
Spotted continues with our best one yet. This is cheating but it is allowed. Fireman Jim has printed off the Dave and Jade masks and here he is.......
Also another thanks to David from the Sunrooms on Wallisdown Road who sorted out the lovely girlfriend her first ever spray tan. Here are the before and after pictures. I didn't realise how pale she was before her spray tan.
Mon 19th May
Got spotted twice over the weekend. Hello to Hannah who was well chuffed to bump into me outside Bliss. Think she might have a had a few beers as she did mention the I was a "Legend" a few times.
Also hello to Megan and Max who you will see below who sent in pics of themselves in the Dave and Jade Masks. If you go to the "Spotted" section and print off the masks and send in a pic with you wearing thema and I'll sort out some prizes!
Off to play some golf in a bit and then do the Monday night Dundee's Quiz. Also can I say thanks to David from the Sunrooms who sorted out the better half her first ever spray tan. Pictures of a before and after coming tomorrow on that one.
Laters
Tuesday 13th May
Went shopping with Bow-Yeah last week to Castlepoint as she had to buy some stuff for her friends Hen Night. Ended up in clintons where I dressed her up as a pirate. A look she has created herself if you take a look back at the blog.
Here she is in her pirate look...........
And finally here is a picture of the girlfriend just to prove she is real! She'll moan that I should have picked a different picture, I'll let you know on that tomorrow! But in the mean time here she is looking lovely, licking a Dave Taylor Dundee's poster..............
Off to have a picture taken of our £10k winner Odette for the Echo. Lets hope I look ok unlike the last one!
Fri 9th May
This weekend I get to meet Girls Aloud for the 4th time. Yes I'm officially pesting them! Can I say sorry for the bad impression that I've been doing of Nadine all week, which sounded like Mrs Doubtfire according to the girlfriend.
Was lovin the 4Play this morning. If you missed it, the year was 1979 and the songs were: Village People: YMCA, Buggles: Video Killed The Radio Star, Meatloaf: Bat Out Of Hell and Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive. And you were too with loads of text lovin them especially from Bus Driver Jon on his big gay bus! I love you too Jon!
Went along to view the Fire Eco Sweeper yesterday and here's a couple of pics............
Enjoy the Sunshine
Dave
Weds 7th May
Tv highlight of the week as it's Apprentice night at 9. Apparently Sir Alan, morning Sir Alan, 3 bags full Sir Alan gets mad and fire's two of the muppets tonight!
Went to Iford yesterday for some training from the pro Rod who's very good but then I guess you would be if you were a pro golfer. Me and Bow- Yeah have been set a challenge to play in a competition in September.
I must say sorry to my new girlfriend who was upset at the picture that I put on the blog yesterday. That wasn't really a picture of her and so she told me to put a nice one of her on here. So here she is, this picture was taken on Sunday as she went out in fancy dress for a friends birthday.................................
The F stands for FIT by the way, and I think she is as well!
Tues 6th May
Happen to mention this morning that I wee like a girl in the mornings to try and save some time whilst getting ready. I combine the morning duties of brushing my teeth and weeing to try to save time.
Also I admitted to collecting stamps when I was younger and Jade admitted to collecting postcards. What is geekier??? At least with stamps they might be worth some money, not that I ever had any penny blacks, mostly 1st and 2nd class one's.
I'm now about to upset a few people here............. I have a confession to make! I have brought myself a girlfriend. I got one from a mail order catalogue, think it was Kay's, Littlewoods. Actually that brings back fond memories of being young and getting the new Kay's catalogue and the first section I checked out was the ladies underwear section. Cheeky!!
So there you go I have a girlfriend and am off the market and if you want to see what she looks like then here is a pic of her below:
Isn't she lovely!!! Her name is Kristine so say hi when you see her with me. Off to pick up my Skoda then a spot of golf at Iford!
